...for father's day is the continued love and respect that we have been given all year round (Bull Sh**). Gifts are not needed (even more BULL SH**). If you must buy us something, buy us something small (HUGE) and inexpensive (you better spend money). I know last year my wife made me breakfast in bed (What happened to lunch and dinner?)and I thought I am so blessed (but there better be more).
Here are 3 small gift ideas in case you feel the need to get us something.
1. A photo of the family. (a photo of the car you just bought me but hasn't arrived yet).
2. A night out for dinner. (in another country that you flew me over on a private jet plane).
3. An after dinner desert of delicious ice cream. (The only ice I want is a diamond).
Happy Father's Day...
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.