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TIme Lapse - On The Toilet 

5/21/2012

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TIme Lapse - On The Toilet is the name my wife gave the cruel video she secretly taped and uploaded of me on the toilet. You see, my wife and I have been having a battle of the bathroom for years now. She would ask, "WTF are you doing?" I would tell her that I was priming my metrosexual self for Corporate America. She never believed me and suspected my fiber only diet kept me on the toilet for a really long time which always made her late to the office. Let me explain.    
My wife and I live in an apartment in New York City where there is only one bathroom. Mornings are extremely tough with 2 kids and 2 parents trying to make it to daycare and work in the morning. For the last 2 years my wife has heatedly complained that I always find a way to lock myself in the bathroom for a really long time and can't believe that I am just metrosexualizing myself. 

So, recently my wife took it upon herself to find a way to see WTF I was really doing in the bathroom. Here is what she did. She secretly had someone come to our apartment, drill a small hole in the bathroom, install a hidden camera and film me. 

Then she hired an editor to remove all of the sound and added a stupid voice over to mock what I was doing. Finally the 40 minute video that she secretly taped was cut into a 40 second Benny Hill style time lapse - on the toilet video.

Did my wife really do this cruel act to me? Would my wife really secretly film and edit a video of me in the bathroom for the world to see? 

You decide.   
Until Tomorrow,


Jai
27 Comments
SB @ One cent at a time link
5/21/2012 01:14:15 am

haha hilarious. I think you were aware of the taping. You were constantly staring at the camera. I'd say good acting.

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 01:27:08 am

Coming from you that means a lot. When I read your blog I know you are super smart but when you laugh at my creations I realize that you are super smart and extremely cool.

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Paul @ The Frugal Toad link
5/21/2012 01:54:09 am

Almost spit my coffee out all over my laptop! Freakin hilarious Jai! Will tweet this one for sure!

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 02:10:27 am

Thanks Paul. I should have warned you not to drink coffee while watching. :)

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Jon Rhodes link
5/21/2012 02:33:07 am

Not only can no one go into the bathroom when you are in there, but by the look of the video noone will be able to go in for a few hours after you leave! lol Funny video Jai

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 03:01:50 am

I think my wife already moved out. :)

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femmefrugality link
5/21/2012 07:58:54 am

I dunno...you are looking at the camera a lot....
Super funny, though!

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 01:23:47 pm

Don't blame me. Blame my wife for putting the hidden camera in front of my face.

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Barbara Friedberg link
5/21/2012 02:20:09 pm

Jai, You are a brave guy, putting this online. Lucky you're in a creative field :)

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 10:27:50 pm

Now if only SNL would say that. :)

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Lance@MoneyLife&More link
5/21/2012 02:54:49 pm

Very funny but you filmed it. Made my day. Time to go tweet!

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 10:28:16 pm

Thank you.

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Jen @ Master the Art of Saving link
5/21/2012 04:50:47 pm

LMFAO! Whether you filmed it or not, I was cracking up. The only thing that could have made it better was doing it to either The Imperial March (from Star Wars) or Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner. Thanks for making me laugh, Jai. :-)

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Jai Catalano link
5/21/2012 10:28:55 pm

That would have been really funny but then I wouldn't have been able to have ads placed on it.

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Call Me What You Want Even Cheap link
5/22/2012 12:19:23 am

That's funny that your wife actually videotaped you.

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Jai Catalano link
5/22/2012 02:58:28 am

She's a beast. :)

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AverageJoe link
5/22/2012 03:11:06 am

I'd say you taught that toilet a lesson.

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Jai Catalano link
5/22/2012 03:21:17 am

Best response ever. Hahahaha...

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YFS link
5/22/2012 04:30:47 am

LOL.. you are a trip. Funny stuff Jai

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Jai Catalano link
5/22/2012 04:35:47 am

Thanks.

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Miss T @ Prairie Eco-Thrifter link
5/22/2012 08:36:29 am

Wow, videotaping the spouse?! Can you say trust issues? lol. Hilarious story Jai.

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Jai Catalano link
5/22/2012 09:09:45 am

I am glad you enjoyed it.

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Roshawn @ Watson Inc link
5/23/2012 06:32:19 pm

Funny with a capital "F." I couldn't upload something like that of me, so kudos to you being so gracious as to brighten our days at your expense.

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Jai Catalano link
5/23/2012 11:12:13 pm

Comedy is the soul to survival. :)

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Dr Dean link
5/25/2012 04:42:54 am

hmmm, let me know your pharmacy, you need some meds really bad...LOL Hemorrhoids here you come.

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Jai Catalano link
5/25/2012 05:06:23 am

I might need a psychologist too. :)

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Knee Pain Explained link
6/5/2013 10:49:18 pm

LOL this video is hilarious. You guys made my day :)

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