It might come as a shock to you that I didn't make the The Richest People in America, 2011 cut. I am not a billionaire, millionaire, or thousandaire... I do have a few hundred (pennies) though. Although once Vivian reads this she might ask for it. Don't get me wrong it's not like Vivian needs my money but she has a cute innocent way of saying to me
honey... can you give me a few dollars so I don't have to walk all the way to the bank by myself.
3 years later I find myself re looking under the couch for loose change before Vivian finds it and puts it in Jaxon's piggy bank. I mean that money fell out of my lazy ass pocket.
All jokes aside. I don't need to be on The Richest People in America List because with 2 penny pinchers and a cute loving wife I am proud to have made the Richest Poor Person in America 2011 cut.
Until Monday because I am filming my denture commercial tomorrow.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.