The Richest People in America, 2011

It might come as a shock to you that I didn't make the The Richest People in America, 2011 cut.  I am not a billionaire, millionaire, or thousandaire...  I do have a few hundred (pennies) though.  Although once Vivian reads this she might ask for it.  Don't get me wrong it's not like Vivian needs my money but she has a cute innocent way of saying to me
honey...  can you give me a few dollars so I don't have to walk all the way to the bank by myself.  

3 years later I find myself re looking under the couch for loose change before Vivian finds it and puts it in Jaxon's piggy bank.  I mean that money fell out of my lazy ass pocket.  

All jokes aside.  I don't need to be on The Richest People in America List because with 2 penny pinchers and a cute loving wife I am proud to have made the Richest Poor Person in America 2011 cut.

Until Monday because I am filming my denture commercial tomorrow.

Jai