Do you know that I made $36.24 yesterday from advertising on my blog? Do you know what that means? Right... I am out $163.76 because I didn't beg.
Now wait a minute.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Beggin' ain't easy.
Who said that? I think it was Big Daddy Kane. Wait! Sorry. He said Pimpin' ain't easy.
Anyway, begging isn't easy. How do I know? Because I used to beg on the NYC train. Actually I only begged once. That's right. I, Jai Catalano, put on my $500 suit that I bought on Ebay for $20 and begged as a former billionaire (now a multi millionaire) who needs to regain his elite status by imploring New Yorkers to help him get 1 million 973 thousand 715 dollars and 18 cents... And not a penny more. :)
I hope you enjoy.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.