My daughter is 3 months old and she is rolling over already. Great now I have to worry about boys and dating next I just know it. I even had another nightmare yesterday about Anjali and all of the winners of the world. Here is the excerpt.
Anjali-Dad I met a young man that I am madly in love with.
Me-WHAT THE F... You are only 3 months old. What does he do?
Anjali-He is going to college right now and he is studying to be a weatherman but might change directions to study law so that he can enter politics. Dad he is amazing. He is going to be the Mayor-Dad. Who knows maybe one day he will run for the President of the US.
Me-Sounds like you picked a real winner even if you are still in diapers. Congratulations Anjali. What's his name?
Thanks Anthony Weiner I now have to worry about the bad guys and the good guys.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.