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Thanks Arnold Schwarzenegger...

5/18/2011

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...because of your stupidity I had a nightmare last night that it was the “6th day” before “Christmas in Connecticut” and my daughter, who was a grown woman, walked by a “Conan the Barbarian” sized man dressed in a Santa Claus outfit and said hey baby… “jingle all the way...” She said excuse me.  He said do you want to be my "Last action hero" and go “commando” with me “around the world in 80 days” and play “Batman and Robin” until you wake up my “junior” and his “twins”?  

She said let me give you the “raw deal” and tell you that if you talk to me again I will hunt you down like a “predator” and “terminate, or” better said pull out my “red heat,” that I have labeled the “eraser,” and chase you from here to “the streets of San Francisco” and blast you to the “end of days.”  

Sorry is not good enough Arnold.

Maria Shriver I wish you and your family all the best.

Until Tomorrow when "I'll be back"

Jai 

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