We have all heard of Thank God It's Friday but what about Monday. Thank God it's Monday is exactly how Vivian and I feel sometimes. Why? Because number 1 and 2 kick our a**. Here are the 10 ways they make Monday's look like a fresh spring day.
1. Anjali woke up every night this past weekend and cried herself in our bed.
2. Anjali smaked me 5 times in three seconds while in our bed.
3. Jaxon was crying wiping his cheek. I said what happened did you fall? He said no mommy kissed me.
4. Anjali kept grabbing my chest hair so I shaved. Now she grabs my skin and looks at me like where's the hair.
5. Jaxon says to me he wants to watch a video. I say to him which one. He says that one. I put that one in. WAAAA... Not that one that one... Ok ok ok. Let's change it.... WAAA... Now what? Not that one. That one...
6. Anjali, while dressed decides to do number 2. Then as I change her she continues to do number 2. When I say OH COME ON NOT AGAIN... She laughs at me.
7. Jaxon cried after I told him he can't drive yet. He screamed I want to manejar (drive) all the way until we arrived at our destination.
8. Jaxon said to me sit here and read to me. I said ok. I grabbed the book and sat down. He got up and walked away.
9. Anjali spits her food out at Vivian and me but she eats paper with a smile.
and my favorite...
10. Jaxon peed in the kitchen and when I asked him where do we do pee pee he said the kitchen.
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