Super Daddy

I got manipulated to go to the park yesterday in 1000 degree weather because my son looked up at me with puppy eyes and said with a inquisitorial tone...  

(who would have thought inquisitorial was actually a word) 

...parque which either means he wanted a type of wood floor he had seen on a late night informercial or he was saying park in spanish.  I can't afford a new floor so I took my chances on the park.  When I got there I met a mother who I befriended from my son's daycare.  As we were discussing intelligent topics like the expansive psychology of a humming bird and the modern reconstruction of Johann Sabatian Bach we noticed her daughter having a private moment which usually means one thing...  diaper duty.

Wait a minute she says...  I don't have any diapers.  I forgot to pack the bag.
 
Right then and there I ripped off my shirt to reveal my huge DJ on my chest and I said.  Never fear Daddy Jai is here.  I reached in my daddy purse and searched and searched and searched.  I had 1 diaper left.  

Now if you are a man you are applauding me for having 1 more diaper than 0.  If you are a woman well grow up because Daddy Jai saved the day.  

Did I get a prize for being the man?  Take a look below what I got.