I got manipulated to go to the park yesterday in 1000 degree weather because my son looked up at me with puppy eyes and said with a inquisitorial tone...
(who would have thought inquisitorial was actually a word)
...parque which either means he wanted a type of wood floor he had seen on a late night informercial or he was saying park in spanish. I can't afford a new floor so I took my chances on the park. When I got there I met a mother who I befriended from my son's daycare. As we were discussing intelligent topics like the expansive psychology of a humming bird and the modern reconstruction of Johann Sabatian Bach we noticed her daughter having a private moment which usually means one thing... diaper duty.
Wait a minute she says... I don't have any diapers. I forgot to pack the bag.
Right then and there I ripped off my shirt to reveal my huge DJ on my chest and I said. Never fear Daddy Jai is here. I reached in my daddy purse and searched and searched and searched. I had 1 diaper left.
Now if you are a man you are applauding me for having 1 more diaper than 0. If you are a woman well grow up because Daddy Jai saved the day.
Did I get a prize for being the man? Take a look below what I got.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.