Steve Jobs, a proud family man of 4, always envisioned himself with the greats of the world like Shakespeare, Issac Newton, & possibly me. And while we celebrate his life and mourn his death there are a group of people that didn't quite make Steve's envisioned list.
Here are his probable top 5.
1. Marv Albert (for wearing womens' wear.)
2. Sylvester Stallone (for filming "Stop or my mom will shoot.")
3. Lindsay Lohan (for getting a DWI right after leaving rehab)4. Bjork (for wearing the swan dress to the 2001 academy awards.)
and my favorite
5. Dan Qualye (for spelling potato with an E.)
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.