Someone is sleeping with my wife...

WANTED!
PAMPERED OR UN-PAMPERED

REWARD

Jaxon, 21 (months), is a suspect in multiple bedroom attacks.

The father thinks Jaxon might be using his good looks or cute voice to get away with it. 

He is described as a 3-foot, 27lb-pound toddler with blonde hair, brown eyes, 2 dimples, and long eyelashes.

The reward a 1 million dollar smile from dad.

Tipsters are asked to phone the father before he gets axed out of the family completely.


Until tomorrow.

Jai