Am I being lazy or am I justified in my thinking? My son's daycare, which is 2 BUILDINGS over from my apartment is moving 7 blocks away. SEVEN.
Did you hear what I said? Seven NYC blocks. Think about the winter and then the number SEVEN. SEVEN is a lot don't you think? Let me put it in perspective for you.
Everyone CANNOT wait for Friday to role around. So much so that the acronym TGIF was born which can only be said every 7 days. Imagine if everyday were Friday. We would thank God everyday and never be unhappy that it took 7 days to get back to thanking God it's Friday.
Speaking of God, it took God 7 days to create the heavens and the earth. I think that's a bit excessive. I mean he is God. Was the time spent planning? And when he finished did he say to himself TMIF. Thank me it's friday.
And lastly... there are 7 deadly sins. Now we all sin but if we walked around with a number on our backs that represented our individual sins of the past... the number 7 wouldn't be an attractive number on a first date. Imagine a conversation between 2 women.
Girl 1 - I met a great guy last night.
Girl 2 -Really how great?
Girl 1 - GREAT.
Girl 2 - I am so happy for you. You deserve it. How many sins does he have?
Girl 1 - Ah... Well... 7, but he's working really hard on getting better.
Girl 2 - Oh. OK well... I see. Would you excuse me I have to run to the ladies room?
Girl 1 - I'll go with you.
Girl 2 - NO! I mean I am going to be a while.
Now do you see my point?
What are your 7 thoughts?
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.