...Oprah leaves her show, and I still can't exit the kitchen without bumping my daughter in the head on the refrigerator door handle. Yes she is ok but for 2 minutes she yelled at me on the top of her lungs with these exact words... HOW MANY YEARS DO YOU HAVE TO LIVE HERE TO CORRECTLY CALCULATE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN KITCHEN APPLIANCES & YOUR ONLY DAUGHTERS HEAD? Then I said to her I am so sorry. It will never happen again. She said just because I can't crawl yet don't think I won't roll out of here to file for divorce.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.