Anjali turned 5 months yesterday so I sang to her 5 months worth of the Happy Birthday song... Happy Birthday to you. Happy Bir...
Will we ever have a Chinese woman President?
I have come to accept that my life is like a 2011 stock market. 1 day my wife and I make big gains with our kids and the next day they go spending all our money on diapers and formula.
When will I be invited to Kim Kardashian's wedding?
As I type this blog up I hear another meltdown from Jaxon. If only I could build a west wing. Shoot at this point I will take a west feather of the wing...
Obama thinks there is something wrong with politics. HMM...
Vivian got stuck in traffic for 2 and a half hours last night. All I kept saying to myself was how lucky.
I had a dream with Barney in the bathroom.
Jaxon did pee pee on the floor today. I wanted to attach a bath towel to his back and clean up but I just did the laundry.
When am I going to hit the lotto?
When am I going to have money to play the lotto?
When am I going to have money?
When am I going?
When am I?
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.