President Obama turns 50.
There are 3 reasons Obama looks much older than he did back in 09 aside from the photoshop job some guy did.
Michelle, Malia & Sasha.
Let's face it. Family life is tough, challenging, and very very aging.
That's why I designed a new product to help fight ugly tired face during family life.
Rejufromfam is a wrinkle creme that contains IWHAKAW (Idiots who have a kids and a wife), a neuroinhibitory chemical that stops the bull sh*t pain a wife and kids inevitably bring upon you. It is also produced in the body as a natural muscle relaxant that numbs you to a couch potato state of mind without anyone knowing.
The Side Effects are dribbling runs and inevitable death which are just a small price to pay for this life saving anti aging creme.
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There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.