President Obama turns 50.

There are 3 reasons Obama looks much older than he did back in 09 aside from the photoshop job some guy did.

Michelle, Malia & Sasha.

Let's face it.  Family life is tough, challenging, and very very aging.

That's why I designed a new product to help fight ugly tired face during family life.  


REJUFROMFAM

Rejufromfam is a wrinkle creme that contains IWHAKAW (Idiots who have a kids and a wife), a neuroinhibitory chemical that stops the bull sh*t pain a wife and kids inevitably bring upon you.  It is also produced in the body as a natural muscle relaxant that numbs you to a couch potato state of mind without anyone knowing.

The Side Effects are dribbling runs and inevitable death which are just a small price to pay for this life saving anti aging creme.

Until tomorrow.

Jai