is the latest craze but before I can buy Vivian a pole, high heels, and an unlimited class card at our local pole dancing school we are both going to need to get some sleep rhythm out of our kids. Anjali gets up in the middle of the night and wants milk. You know what Anjali stop crying and get up and get us both some milk so we can go back to sleep. The nerve at nearly 5 months. AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH TOO...
Jaxon is no better. Lately he has been waking up and finding his way in Vivian's sensitive side allowing him to find his way in MY BED 2 or 7 times a week. I am sick and tired (no pun intended) of him sleeping horizontally in my bed. Can't you sleep vertically like the rest of us? AND STOP KICKING ME IN THE FACE.
How do other parents do with their kids? Well...
Speaking to several parents on a day to day basis, I hear success stories such as...
insert proud bragging voice now...
little Westcot slept 14 hours straight through the night and little Bartholomew went to bed at 7pm and slept all the way until I woke him up at 10am.
Well that doesn't happen in the Catalano household because no matter what I do to get some sleep during the night there are 2 things that undoubtedly wake me up. The screaming in my ear and the foot in my mouth.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.