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Planned Parenthood

6/29/2011

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The other day the family and I were inching down the street when a woman with a Planned Parenthood shirt started to approach.  Before she could speak I said loudly you should have spoken to me 3 years ago before I had the kids.  I laughed.  Nobody else did.  Vivian looked at me like...  WHY!!!???

Come on...  That's pretty funny.  Yes I love my kids.  I couldn't live without them but come on couldn't I have gotten a chuckle?  I know that PP stands for many things but from an airplane or closer an outsider's point of view I see at least a giggle?

Here is a mock conversation...

Rep - Can I talk to you about sex?
Me - Sex?  What's that?  Honey what's sex?
Vivian - I think she is referring to the one after 5 but before 7.
Rep - NO!!! Not six.  SEX.  You know intercourse.  SEXXXX.
Me - OK ok I got it.  Go straight down 11th street make a right on 8th avenue then make a left on 14th.  When you get to the highway you will see a bunch of signs that should point you in the direction of intercourse 6.  

Until tomorrow.

Jai



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