The other day the family and I were inching down the street when a woman with a Planned Parenthood shirt started to approach. Before she could speak I said loudly you should have spoken to me 3 years ago before I had the kids. I laughed. Nobody else did. Vivian looked at me like... WHY!!!???
Come on... That's pretty funny. Yes I love my kids. I couldn't live without them but come on couldn't I have gotten a chuckle? I know that PP stands for many things but from an airplane or closer an outsider's point of view I see at least a giggle? Here is a mock conversation... Rep - Can I talk to you about sex? Me - Sex? What's that? Honey what's sex? Vivian - I think she is referring to the one after 5 but before 7. Rep - NO!!! Not six. SEX. You know intercourse. SEXXXX. Me - OK ok I got it. Go straight down 11th street make a right on 8th avenue then make a left on 14th. When you get to the highway you will see a bunch of signs that should point you in the direction of intercourse 6. Until tomorrow. Jai
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January 2013
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