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Oh Crap

7/6/2011

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I caught Anjali having a private straining moment 3 times yesterday.  Out of nowhere I see this little thing turn bright red.  I got a little freaked out at first because I didn't see the initial holding of the breath move.  I caught her in the pushing until bright red stage.  Aren't we taught not to push?  Well she didn't get the memo.  I guess I need to send it to her first.  Anyway, watching the process is quite interesting.  Here was the process I saw...

1) Take a deep breath.
2) Hold that deep breath.
3) Push the sphincter muscle down...  
Note number 3 might cause redding of the face.
4) Relax the face and repeat as necessary.

It was quite cute to watch.

Until I did the math.  She didn't push 1 time or 2 times but 3 times.  

3 pushes equals a sink wash down, a trip to the laundry room, and an hour of lost time.

Until tomorrow.

Jai  
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