NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Jaxon re-discovered the power of the word NO.  It's a great word.  I use it all the time.  NO officer I thought the light turned green.  NO I didn't receive the first 6 jury duty notices.  NO Doc remove your finger... my prostate is fine. However, when Jaxon uses it, I find myself feeling a bit angry and out of control because he just wants to set his independence.  July 4th was a great day for him to do that but nonetheless annoying at times.  So I did what any (ab) normal parent would do and I had fun with the word.  Here are some questions I asked him that I got a kick out of...

Do you love your mom more than me?
NO.
Do I look fat in this?
NO.
Should we stay up all night and eat pizza and cookies?
NO.
Doesn't your mom look pretty today?
NO.
Do you like mom's cooking?
NO.

and my favorite...

Look I don't want to give your mom up.  I don't know if we will find a better one.  The decision is yours.  Should we keep your mom and try one more time?  

NO...

Until tomorrow.

Jai