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My Kids Make Me F*cking Sick

12/19/2011

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Saturday morning I found out that  I own an American Standard toilet model number C632 2004-1 compliments of a little gift called a stomach virus from my kids.  Now for the most part you might think it's all bad news when you have a stomach virus but let me tell you the 5 benefits of being sick when you have kids.

1. You don't have to take care of the kids.
2. You lose 4 to 6 unwanted pounds.
3. You can whine and get away with it.
4. You get waited on hand and foot.

and my favorite...

5. You get a rub down.

Until tomorrow.

Jai


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