Saturday morning I found out that I own an American Standard toilet model number C632 2004-1 compliments of a little gift called a stomach virus from my kids. Now for the most part you might think it's all bad news when you have a stomach virus but let me tell you the 5 benefits of being sick when you have kids.
1. You don't have to take care of the kids.
2. You lose 4 to 6 unwanted pounds.
3. You can whine and get away with it.
4. You get waited on hand and foot.
and my favorite...
5. You get a rub down.
family weekend breaks
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.