Anjali & I were sleeping on the couch when cries from a big Weiner woke us up. I don't know about you but I never like being woken up by a whiney weiner. My daughter then smiled at me as if to say what a weiner and then went back to sleep.
I then saw the photos and said what workout is he doing because my workout isn't working. Then I said this is stupid I have been doing push-ups forever and my chest doesn't look like that. Then I thought maybe I should shave my chest. Then I thought maybe he uses congressmen steroids. Then I thought at least I have a cute nose. Then I thought I haven't cried like Weiner since I saw Bambi come home.
...and lastly I thought how many weiners do we need in our Government before we realize the oath of office should be changed to as follows...
I do solemnly swear that I will leave my weiner in my pants and support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all weiners, foreign and domestic;... ...that I will keep my weiner to myself and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me keep my weiner in my pants God.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.