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Mother FOCA.

6/21/2011

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What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?

Trilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call a person who speaks 1 language?

American.

During our time at the Bronx zoo Jaxon repeated the names of the animals in spanish as he learned about them.  For the most part there is a similarity between English and Spanish.  

Sometimes not...  

Cocodrilo is a crocodile.

Leon is a lion.

Girafa is a giraffe.


However, it's the foca (seal) that made me have a nightmare.

Here is an excerpt of the nightmare I had.

Jaxon and I got into an elevator filled with people.

Jaxon-Foca?
Me-(speaking under my breath) Not now Jaxon.
Jaxon-Foca!
Me-(trying to stay controlled)NOT now Jaxon.
Jaxon-FOCA. FOCA FOCA...
Me-(putting my foot down in front of the people to sh) How many times do I have to tell you not now?  Do you want me to tell your mother?  
Jaxon-Mother Foca... Mother Foca... MOTHER FOCA!!!

Until tomorrow.

Jai



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