Mixed Martial Arts

Jaxon & Anjali tagged teamed Vivian and me during the middle of the night.  We just don't have the skills to parent during the wee hours of the morning while 1 & 2 kick our a$$ with screams.  What can we do to get them to both sleep during the night every night until they are forced out of our house at the legal age of 18?

Here are a list of ideas that I know will help us get sleep but might be on the boarder of bad parenting.  

1) Nightquil 
2) Tape over the mouth
3) Cages
4) Give them to the grandparents 
5) Give them to the neighbor
6) Give them to a stranger
7) Trunk of the car

Or we can...

8) Sell them

What are your thoughts?

Until tomorrow.

Jai

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