It's not until I have a major melt down that I realize I sometimes have a lot on my plate.
I am not complaining (anymore) but If I were to order my life as a meal, in a restaurant called Me, this is what I would be ordering. Waiter - Good day sir. May I take your order? Me - Good day. Yes for an appetizer I would like a part time photography business and a career as a salsa dancer. Waiter - Good choice sir... And what would you like for your main course. Me - As a main course I was thinking of the Colombian wife with 1 child. Waiter -That is a really spicy dish sir but an excellent choice. Me - I love spicy. You know what make it the Colombian wife with 2 children. I can handle it. Waiter - Good luck sir. You are going to need it. Me - I like to live life dangerously. Waiter - I see that. Waiter & Me - LAUGHTER Waiter - And for dessert? Me - For dessert I would like a cup of a daily daddy blog with a skit writing-Youtube posting, short film submitting to build my acting slash writing resume for the world to see and feel my sense of humor on a bigger stage career. Waiter - Excellent. I will be right back with everything. Me - Oh and one more thing. Could you add in a little free time for myself on the side? Waiter - I am so sorry sir. We are all out of that. Me - How did I know? Until tomorrow. Jai
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