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Memorial Day Weekend

5/31/2011

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It's not until I have a major melt down that I realize I sometimes have a lot on my plate.  

I am not complaining (anymore) but If I were to order my life as a meal, in a restaurant called Me, this is what I would  be ordering.

Waiter - Good day sir.  May I take your order?
Me - Good day.  Yes for an appetizer I would like a part time photography business and a career as a salsa dancer.
Waiter - Good choice sir... And what would you like for your main course.
Me - As a main course I was thinking of the Colombian wife with 1 child.
Waiter -That is a really spicy dish sir but an excellent choice.
Me - I love spicy.  You know what make it the Colombian wife with 2 children. I can handle it.
Waiter - Good luck sir.  You are going to need it.
Me - I like to live life dangerously.
Waiter - I see that.

Waiter & Me - LAUGHTER

Waiter - And for dessert?
Me - For dessert I would like a cup of a daily daddy blog with a skit writing-Youtube posting, short film submitting to build my acting slash writing resume for the world to see and feel my sense of humor on a bigger stage career. 
Waiter - Excellent.  I will be right back with everything.
Me - Oh and one more thing.  Could you add in a little free time for myself on the side?
Waiter - I am so sorry sir.  We are all out of that.  
Me - How did I know?

Until tomorrow.

Jai


 
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