Finally I can start wearing a skirt. I was looking forward to the day when Vivian and I could go to the dry cleaners together and say I believe you have 2 skirts for my wife and 3 skirts for me. Don't worry honey I will pay for all 5 skirts on my Man Skirt card or Mirt Card as we call it in the hood. Maybe Jaxon and I can Man skirt around town together. It would definitely make potty training easier. In the last 3 days he has used the potty throughout the day and has not wet his diaper. However I always get worried that I am taking to long to pull down his pants. Those damn old fashioned britches that we call pants are just so 2010. But now with Man Skirts I can feel secure that with just a wisk of a breeze I can have him sitting on the potty. Besides Anjali and Jaxon might be able to continue to share wardrobe well into their late teens which will save Vivian and me thousands of dollars in clothing costs each year. The only problem I can foresee is that the next time I have to put my foot down and be the man of the house I might loose a bit of credibility when I scream...
HEY I WEAR THE MAN SKIRT IN THE FAMILY.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.