Kate Gosselin 'freaking out' with 8 kids, no reality show

I'd be freaking out too without a show and 8 kids to raise.  Shoot I never had a show (well I did commentate on the World Salsa Championships on ESPN for 3 seasons) and I am freaking out with 2 kids and the fact that I never had a show.  I want my own show.  I know people would watch.  At least my mom would.  It would be called the Jai Catalano surviving a Colombian wife and his 2 mixed kids.  
  
Ironically I am the one who mixed them up and after they watch the videos I have made in the past and read all of the blogs I will have probably stirred them some more.  Hey there is nothing wrong with having a life coach or therapist nowadays.  

Here is the breakdown...

Vivian is 100% Colombian (and a Terrorizer) and I am 50% Italian 25% German and 25% Irish.  That makes Jaxon & Anjali 50% Colombian (and mini terrorizers) 25% Italian 12.5% German and 12.5% Irish.  Imagine their kid's kids having the where are you from conversation?  I am 50% Indian 25% Australian 12.5% Colombian (and I terrorize my loved one every now and again)  3.125% German and 3.125% Irish.

Now call me up TLC and watch your ratings fly through the roof.

Until tomorrow if my wife let's me live.

Jai

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