Another star has her photos leaked which is just so sad. Now I haven't seen the photos. No I really haven't. No I am so serious. Why don't you believe me?
The truth... Well honestly it's because I have a daughter now. Let me tell you a true story. I was walking down the street about a month ago and there was a very attractive young woman who was walking about 20 feet in front of me with the back of her skirt caught on her bag showing her underwear. Everyone, including me, couldn't stop looking at her. In all honesty if she were on the beach she would have been in what one calls a bathing suit. However, I didn't say anything and I felt guilty. I did. No I really did. Why don't you believe me? The truth... Well honestly it's because I have a daughter now. So after not saying anything to the young lady and feeling guilty about it I decided to make it a point to tell the next woman I see in that unwanted situation. So guess what happened 2 weeks ago? YEP... You guessed it. So there I was running to catch up to her (I must have looked like a stalker to anyone watching me) so I could warn her about her skirt. I got right next to her like a bookie in a racetrack and said with my hand cupped over my mouth and my vision strictly in peripheral (I never looked at her in her face for those that don't know the word peripheral). Miss be careful of your skirt. It's riding up. Oh... thank you. (and off she ran) I stood there with my hands on my sides and my hair flowing in the wind. I felt like a super hero. I felt like SUPER protect all women from skirt mishaps MAN No I did. I really did. Why don't you believe me? The truth... Look at the photo above. Until tomorrow. Jai
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