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JLO & Marc Anthony split

7/18/2011

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I didn't lose any sleep over this news.  Honestly I have my own things to worry about.  Mainly Thing 1 (Jaxon) and Thing 2 (Anjali).  There is a Thing 3 (Vivian) but she hates when I introduce her to my friends and family as Thing 3.

Hi John.  Let me introduce you to my Thing 3.  Thing 3 John... John Thing 3.

Speaking of what to call people...  My good friend Shana corrected me yesterday when I said that I baby sit my daughter during the day.  She slightly roared with a womanly independence that resembles the tone of an assertive inquisition on Law and Order "YOU are not baby sitting YOU are PARENTING."

Semantics...  

Let's be honest.  Why do I want to call myself the parent?  Too much pressure.  It's not like I spent my whole life working to be a parent.  One day Thing 3 and I had a date and then I woke up with her waving a white stick in my face.  "YOU are going to be a PARENT."  I mean If I were studying to be a doctor then after 15 years hard work I would require the title but I didn't even spend much more than 15 minutes to warrant the title of parent...  Besides, imagine when they are in their teen's and they start complaining about how they were raised.  I can easily say don't look at me...   I am just the baby sitter go talk to Thing 3.  

Until tomorrow.

Jai the baby sitter.  
 
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7/18/2011 05:18:35 am

I just sow them on the set of HawthoRNe and they seemed just fine... that's Hollywood for you.

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