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Jay Z & Beyonce are going to have a baby

8/30/2011

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...and with both of their incomes (or even just a tenth of one of them) they are going to have enough HELP in the house to make the journey of parenthood an easier one.  You see I might not have that kind of money but I have HELP that is far more valuable than Beyonce and Jay Z can afford.  You see the HELP I get also gives me an education.  

For example:


One day Jaxon was peeing on me when I was changing him and I yelled for Vivian to get me a towel while I blocked his super soaker.  Vivian yelled back get it yourself I am busy.  That experience taught me that no matter how much I love my kids I hate being peed on.  

or the time that Anjali pooped on me and Vivian laughed until I asked her to help me clean up.  She said YUCK clean it yourself.  That experience taught me how to control myself from vomiting until I was able to get home and change my clothes.  

or lastly the time that I asked Vivian to iron a shirt for me and she said iron it yourself I am not your mother.  That experience taught me to appreciate that everyone gets old and there is nothing wrong with wrinkles.

Until tomorrow.

Jai



  
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