...and with both of their incomes (or even just a tenth of one of them) they are going to have enough HELP in the house to make the journey of parenthood an easier one. You see I might not have that kind of money but I have HELP that is far more valuable than Beyonce and Jay Z can afford. You see the HELP I get also gives me an education.
One day Jaxon was peeing on me when I was changing him and I yelled for Vivian to get me a towel while I blocked his super soaker. Vivian yelled back get it yourself I am busy. That experience taught me that no matter how much I love my kids I hate being peed on.
or the time that Anjali pooped on me and Vivian laughed until I asked her to help me clean up. She said YUCK clean it yourself. That experience taught me how to control myself from vomiting until I was able to get home and change my clothes.
or lastly the time that I asked Vivian to iron a shirt for me and she said iron it yourself I am not your mother. That experience taught me to appreciate that everyone gets old and there is nothing wrong with wrinkles.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.