It's going to be hotter than a spanish novela

Let's face it...  God didn't bless me with tan skin.  Yes looks and brains but not tan skin.  In fact if you look up the word white there is a photo of me in the dictionary.  My kids, who we strongly believe are both mine, are paler than me.  This means mucho sunblock for me and them.  However, I can't give Anjali sunblock so I am going to have to give her the original sunblock that is 100% proven to block the sun.  

SHADE.  

So today Anjali are going to catch up on our shade.  Here is an intelligent list of things we are going to do in the shade.

1) Watch Jerry Springer 
2) Watch Steve Wilcos 
3) Watch The housewives of Atlanta
4) Eat and Nap
5) Watch Jersey Shore
6) Watch CNN for 5 minutes
7) Eat and Nap
8) Greet Vivian and the front door and lie to her about what we did all day.

Until tomorrow.

Jai