I was Sittin On Tha Toilet half asleep and then I remembered I kicked out of my bed last night by my son AGAIN... But, I am not going to complain about how tired I am. Instead I am going to make jokes.
I am so tired if I stood by my mother people would ask me "how old is your daughter sir?"
I am so tired that if I checked in at JKF airport with no luggage the counter person would say "you are only allowed 2 bags and a carry on sir. I am going to have to charge you for the other bags."
I am so tired if Jesus asked me to repent my sins I would ask him if I could take a nap first and then go straight to hell.
I am so tired if the lottery called me to tell me I won and needed to come in to claim my cash I would ask them to mail me a check.
I am so tired if Sofia Vergara said she wanted to sleep with me I would say I just got rid of my son get your own f***ing bed.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.