Once again I am going to set up her side of the argument as well as my side of the argument in a very objective and non judgmental way. Hopefully you (the reader) can give us your fully informed and unbiased judgement. Here is the case.
My wife wants to buy a super expensive $100 birthday cake for the first birthday party of our daughter who we barely know. Ok now that you have the case here is the debate.
Her Unbiased Denfense
My wife says she wants a birthday cake from Soutine Bakery because the process of making a cake is an art. In fact, she says cake makers strive for the art of designing flavors and aesthetics which creates the perfect balance of ingredient articulation rendering each piece with sensitivity and technical expertise.
My Unbiased Denfense
Tom Carvel felt the same way but for only $25. Besides I am a master at photoshop and can easily swap out the cake and put in whichever size, flavor, and name brand she wants. If you don't believe me you can see the photoshoped image of my son hugging Elmo when his second birthday party got canceled due to Hurricane Irene.
That is a total savings of $90. A savings which would allow us to buy me.
1. Psycho Slip On Pair Of Tattoo Sleeves - $9.99
2. Do Not Cross Police Line Shower Curtain - $23.92
3. Accept The Fact You Are Aging Breath Spray - $6.97
4. Shredder Guitar Cheese Grater - $12.95
5. Tee Time Toilet Potty Puter, For that person that takes their time... - $14.95
Total cost $68.78... leaving us $6.22 which is enough to get her a very thoughtful gift from the two of us.
What's your unbiased thought?
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.