How to avoid arguments with your spouse.

Having an argument with your spouse is never a fun thing to do.  That's why I designed a device to insert in the ear to protect the wearer from loud violent noise coming from the other spouse.  

I call it 

SPOUSEOUT

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You simply place the device in both ears and instead of hearing this...

*&^%$%)(#!@#???!!!!***^%$###

you can hear things like this...

I really love everything you are doing.

I looked up perfection in the dictionary and your photo was there.

You lost weight again.  

You look so young are you using foundation?

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We already know that we all make mistakes and nobody is perfect but I sure don't need to hear it again.  Do you?  So next time...  instead of having to have a shout out with your spouse you can just SPOUSEOUT your spouse.

Until tomorrow.

Jai

NYC Headshot Photographer