Help! My Kids Are Smarter Than Me...

Hanging out at the Bronx Zoo is a form of re education for me.  I get to teach Jaxon about the animals I never knew about and make it look like I am a better smarter dad than I am.  For example there are some things I am sure I can teach you...

Did you know a female Peacock is a Peahen?  

Did you know that there are only 3200 tigers in the world and only 1000 of them are female?  

Did you know that the Bronx Zoo sells pizza for 7 outrageous dollars?

Education is endless and all around us and having children has made me realize that I don't have too many years left before they both realize I have been faking my intelligence.  The great thing is I am blonde and get more leeway than most and even though my blonde hair is slowly turning white hopefully when they confront me about my lack of education I can show them pictures of my golden locks.  

Until Tomorrow.

Jai