Hanging out at the Bronx Zoo is a form of re education for me. I get to teach Jaxon about the animals I never knew about and make it look like I am a better smarter dad than I am. For example there are some things I am sure I can teach you...
Did you know a female Peacock is a Peahen?
Did you know that there are only 3200 tigers in the world and only 1000 of them are female?
Did you know that the Bronx Zoo sells pizza for 7 outrageous dollars?
Education is endless and all around us and having children has made me realize that I don't have too many years left before they both realize I have been faking my intelligence. The great thing is I am blonde and get more leeway than most and even though my blonde hair is slowly turning white hopefully when they confront me about my lack of education I can show them pictures of my golden locks.
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.