Drinking and Driving

Ironically even though i am a father with 2 kids under the age of 2, I still feel that I don't know all that much about parenthood.  Yeah I know how to change a diaper or 1000  and boy can I get spit up off of any shirt but every day I am faced with new situations that make me a beginner all over again.  

Yesterday Vivian forced us to all go to Ikea...  

Remember her big gun?  

Now deep down inside I wanted to just get out of prison (I mean house) and Ikea sounded like Disney Land compared to staying home so Ikea we went...  However, 20 feet from arriving at a parking spot at Ikea Jaxon gets sick 3 times.  

Not once.  Not twice... But thrice.
If car sickness is hereditary he got it from me.  I didn't stop getting car sick until I got my license at 16 years old.  Yep I actually passed the test.  

So this is where I hate being "the man" because it was pouring out and I had 2 women (mother in law comes free with the marriage and kids plan) and 2 kids with me and of course I had to sound like a tough guy in control of the situation...

(add Sorprano's voice now)

...Hey dunwurriaboutit.  U tree I mean u for get the hell inside I will clean and park the ka.  

So I dumped the family in Ikea and stood out in the rain with a broken umbrella and nearly vomited 5 times while I gasped for breath cleaning up whatever Vivian cooked for Jaxon and Jaxon hadn't digested yet.  

ok I will stop here...

Until tomorrow.

Jai

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