 Oh God please help me win this video contest. Speaking of God... I have gotten some slack about the Doritos - Crash the Super Bowl 2012 video I posted because I use the word God.
One person said that if they were christian they would be offended and the other said that one would never ask God for the things I asked for in my video. Now I can't speak for the sentiment of the entire christian faith but I can tell you that I am sure people ask God for crazier things than a bag of Doritos and a babe... A really cute babe. In any event you be the judge. Ultimately you are. Watch the video and send me your thoughts... Until tomorrow. Jai
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 I know it's a big commitment to watch my Doritos - Crash the Super Bowl 2012 video, rate it, comment, and send it around. That's why I came up with the perfect solution. Send me your preferred email address along with your password and I will come up with a very well informed intelligent post after I watch the video through your account. In addition I will then send the video around to your friends so you don't have to do the work. Here are some of the things I can write about me for you.
1. Damn Jai you are so funny. I wish I were half the man you are. Love Marsha. 2. Wow those 2 kids are cute. They must be yours because you are so hot. Your friend Mike. 3. Do you use foundation? Your skin looks great. Anonymous. 4. Why didn't I think of that idea for my show? Oh I know why... I am not as funny or smart as you Jai. Duh. Lorne Michaels. 5. Why did I give 5 billion to Bank of America? Jimmy Buffet Ok... You get the point. Send me your info oh... ...and check out my family weekend breaks site that I started through the challenge a month ago. It's on the first page of google when you search family weekend breaks. And guess what? I got my first 2 comments as well. Until tomorrow. Jai  People always ask me how did I start making videos. Here is the story. In 2008 I wrote a script called the Lead me BITCH STICK and told my friend Judy Colon about it. She in turn told me that she had an idea for a video that was titled Salsa Slave and she wanted me to create a character. So, she called up her friend Millo and I flew down to Florida (extra miles) and over that hot weekend in late August Millo filmed & edited the 2 skits... Watch the 2 videos below and I will tell you what he told me after I told him we should do this every month. :) After all of that fun and creativity I said to Millo that we should do this once a month and he said to me everybody is funny and talented and I am not taking anything away from your skills but it took me 14 hours to edit that. I have a family. I have a job. I have a life. I said to Millo wouldn't it have been easier to tell me to f**k off??? Thanks Millo. Your truthful statement changed my life forever... And now if you can help get the word out for the Doritos - Crash The Super Bowl 2012 video that I did I would really appreciate it. Until tomorrow. Jai  Below is a list of those I want to thank that reposted the Doritos - Crash the Super Bowl 2012 yesterday. In just a day my youtube page gained nearly 300 views and the Doritos - Crash the Super Bowl 2012 website link went up another 200. I have a long way to go as 30 percent of the criteria is viewership. Anyway... If your name isn't here... Please let me know as I am trying my best to keep up and thank those that believe in me. Thank you Vivian BonVivant (Wife) Mahkyle Catalano (Brother) Anne Baldinucci (Mother) Stracy Diaz (Friend) Curtis Charles (Friend) Tony Perez (Friend/Webmaster)Julie Siciliano-Schipper (Friend) Candy Mena (Ex/Friend) Hey whatever wins the mil... Maurice Cox (Friend) Shana Carrico (Friend) Maya Torres (OLD Friend)Fanny VF (Friend)Jason Andors (Funny Friend)Jami Josephson-Chase (OLD Friend)Judy Colon (Friend) Laura Cosik (Friend) Mireya Vernon Tangherlini (Friend) Pedro Ortiz Jr. (Friend/Built my home)Stacy Sorotos (Friend/Student)If I am missing your name please forgive me and let me know so I can post it. You guys rock... Until tomorrow. Jai HEADSHOTS NYC - NYC HEADSHOT PHOTOGRAPHER - UNION SQUARE NYC  I finally finished the Doritos - Crash the Super Bowl 2012 video which you can view here or you can view in a bigger format on my youtube page. There are currently 937 views on the Doritos website with 9 comments. Ideally I would love that to go up. So, if you can do me a flavor (pun intended) and send the video link below to your friends, family, loved ones, and enemies (time to make up) I promise to send you a HUGE cut of the 1 million dollars that I possibly could win. You just have to find me first. http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery?video=11201 Until tomorrow and thanks for all those nice comments and views... Jai  Really? Doesn't Victoria Secret know that men aren't looking at the 2.5 million dollar bra and could care less if you had on 2 rags attached by dental floss?
Conversation... Her-Honey did you notice my bra? Him-Yes. Wow. It's nice. Could you take it off? Her-Honey but it's my new bra. Him-It's really nice. Let me see it up close. Take it off. Her-No I am not going to take it off. I spent a lot of money on this bra. Him-How much? Her-2.5 million dollars. Him-2.5 million dollars??? TAKE IT BACK ... Her-Take it back? Why? Him-Because I don't want to see your bra. I just want to see your Boobies... Until monday. Jai HEADSHOTS NYC - NYC HEADSHOT PHOTOGRAPHER - UNION SQUARE NYC  We have all heard of Thank God It's Friday but what about Monday. Thank God it's Monday is exactly how Vivian and I feel sometimes. Why? Because number 1 and 2 kick our a**. Here are the 10 ways they make Monday's look like a fresh spring day.
1. Anjali woke up every night this past weekend and cried herself in our bed. 2. Anjali smaked me 5 times in three seconds while in our bed. 3. Jaxon was crying wiping his cheek. I said what happened did you fall? He said no mommy kissed me. 4. Anjali kept grabbing my chest hair so I shaved. Now she grabs my skin and looks at me like where's the hair. 5. Jaxon says to me he wants to watch a video. I say to him which one. He says that one. I put that one in. WAAAA... Not that one that one... Ok ok ok. Let's change it.... WAAA... Now what? Not that one. That one... 6. Anjali, while dressed decides to do number 2. Then as I change her she continues to do number 2. When I say OH COME ON NOT AGAIN... She laughs at me. 7. Jaxon cried after I told him he can't drive yet. He screamed I want to manejar (drive) all the way until we arrived at our destination. 8. Jaxon said to me sit here and read to me. I said ok. I grabbed the book and sat down. He got up and walked away. 9. Anjali spits her food out at Vivian and me but she eats paper with a smile. and my favorite... 10. Jaxon peed in the kitchen and when I asked him where do we do pee pee he said the kitchen. Until Tomorrow. Jai HEADSHOTS NYC - NYC HEADSHOT PHOTOGRAPHER - UNION SQUARE NYC  During filming of the Secure Denture Adhesive commercial that subsequently won 1st place, Vivian reminded me of the Doritos Crash the Superbowl contest. 30 seconds of the funniest most original filming for Doritos equals a prize... ...1 million dollars and a chance to work with Lonely Island Boys (You know Dick in a box) So, I got to thinking and thinking and thinking and eating and thinking and thinking and eating some more and thinking and thinking and eating and then thinking and then eating and eating and eating and then finally I started to think in the bathroom. Anyway, I revised the script 10-15 times, I set up my lights and sound 3 times for a trial test. I edited 2 effects together and this Sunday I will push record on the old camera and let God do his/her thing. By the way I bought 3 bags of Doritos for the video. Now I know how they give that million away so easily. The cost. 12 dollars. Until Monday Jai  Click the photo to check out my new website Being a stay at home dad... (actually a dad that sends his kids to daycare and stays home) ...I became interested in internet marketing. In the beginning I knew absolutely nothing about it but after doing months and months of research I now know a thing or another thing about it.
In my search (in between watching the housewives of Atlanta) I came across the challenge by Ed Dale which is a free online training course that teaches you how to start an online business. The goal of the training is to find a micro niche market based on their criteria with the hopes of making $1 from monetization. That's right $1. I hope you haven't fainted from the figure I just told you but can't you just smell retirement around the corner? Well long story short. I am a little over 1/3 done in my training (it took my blonde a$$ 1 month to find my micro niche) but my website is up and running and I have written my first article. The theme is Family Weekend Breaks... Let me know your thoughts... Here it is... www.familyweekendbreaks.net Until tomorrow Jai  In the Worlds Funniest Videos hall of fame there is yet another video that has just entered in, but this time we enter as winners. Yes that is right...the video that I created for the Secure Denture Adhesive Commercial contest won. It might not be the funniest video in the world (I have others if you like) but hey there are some pretty bad videos out there that go viral and most of them are posted by a flip phone and a lot of luck. Now that I think of it next time maybe I will do that because this Sh*t was a lot of work. Next stop the Doritos SuperBowel Competition. Prize 1 Million. Winner... I have an idea. Until Tomorrow Jai |
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