21 Funny Easter Jokes
For a little fun before the Easter Holiday I compiled a list of 21 of the funniest Easter Jokes (aka the most corny) I could find. Read them and tell me what your favorite or least favorite is. Have a great Easter 2012. By the way the photo above is of my son and the Easter bunny in 2010. I wonder if the Easter bunny had the same angry face as my son. Hmm?
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
How do eggs stay healthy? They "Egg-cercise".
What kind of plants do eggs keep? Eggplants!
What do you call an egg from outer space? An "Egg-stra terrestial".
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-cellerated.
Why did the egg go to school? To get "Egg-ucated".
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What search engine do eggs use on the Internet? Egg-site!
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending.
How did the eggs leave the highway?They went through the "Eggs-it".
What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an "Egg-stra"
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the grey hares.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zosted!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the egg cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
Video of the month - Things You should Never Say To Your Kids
Here are the 3 reasons I am doing this.
1. I Need Help
Let's face it I can't ask my wife to help push me because she is on the same sinking ship as me. We have 2 young kids who still don't sleep the night and the both of us are feeling the effects of sleep deprivation. So, I figure if I put it out there in the internet then others will be able to comment and send the supportive motivation I was looking for. In addition maybe others will be inspired to join in.
2. Regain My Health
I don't think I am unhealthy but I truly feel better about myself after eating right and working out regularly. I haven't worked out regularly in nearly 3 years. Also, my father passed away at a young age (55) and I am trying my very best to live a LONG life to raise my kids and hopefully help raise theirs (for a few hours a month) when the time is right.
3. It's Fun To Have A Goal
What better and more fun way can you think of to force myself to reach a goal of losing the daddy gut (and getting a tan) than putting myself in front of the public? I mean talk about accountability. Posting that 1st photo into the public was not easy even for my narcissistic ass. And, even though there are a ton (no pun intended) of people that are in worse shape than me I hate the way I look above. I don't mean the face. I like the face. Minus the bandaid of course.
So those are the reasons... I am sure there are more but I better get to Insanity before the guy above gets fatter and whiter.
Please leave any comments you have below. I welcome them all. And please check back daily at the blog INSANITY Before And After TRANSFORMATION for new hopefully thinner pics of me.
Also please check out my new video Things You Should NEVER Say To Your Kids.
There are so many things you should never say to your kids. Most of the time, however, people say things and they don't even realize they said it until their kids repeat what they just heard. You know what I mean...
"Oh sh*t did I leave the stove on?" And, "F*ck I keep stubbing my toe" come to mind. Let's be honest though, those are reactionary in nature and ultimately teach us to be careful what to say in front of our kids the next time something like that happens. However, there are plenty of parents who say things to their kids and don't realize that what they are saying is inappropriate because they just aren't educated enough to know it.
Thankfully, I have taken it upon myself to educated the populous and complied a list of things you should never say to your kids and put it to video.
So, keeping in line with my promise of continuing to make regular videos as I did in year's past, here is my first one with my kids and me appropriately titled "Things You Should NEVER Say To Your Kids."
My goal? 1 million views. Could this be the one?
There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.