How do we define a bully? Well there are some obvious cases in the world that need to be addressed and then there are some not so obvious cases that need to be addressed. Now I don't want to make light of the hundreds or even thousands of kids that are being bullied everyday. I truly hope this new anti bullying law brings them peace of mind body and spirit but what about those situations that aren't so clear cut.
For example I am a married man to a Colombian woman. That should be enough but let me get into a few specifics and you tell me if you think I am being bullied.
1. When both of my kids go number 2 at the same time my wife says to me no speaka inglish and leaves the house.
2. On my birthday she borrows money to buy me an all day female body massage.
3. When Vivian cooks me a romantic home cooked meal she pulls out 2 frozen Jenny Craig meals.
4. While I am showering Vivian flushes the toilet and blames Jaxon.
and if that isn't enough to convince you that I am being bullied then just come visit me at the hospital after Vivian reads this blog.
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