Am I going nuts?

I know I am not going nuts like sending photos of myself to girls over the internet nuts.  I know I am not going nuts like having a love child with a latin maid nuts although Vivian is Colombian and she does clean the house more than I do.  No!!! I am going nuts on the emotional roller coaster ride my daughter is making me ride.  My day yesterday in a nutshell...  (Pun intended)

Anjali wanted me to pick her up then put her down.  Then she wanted me to pick her up again then she wanted me to put her down.  We then went outside so I could pick her up and then put her down.  Then it was time to feed her but only after I picked her up.  After burping (myself) I had to put her down.  
Up and down 
up and down 
up and down 
upp and drone 
pup and drown 
super town 
pucker lips 
watermelon thighs 
pickle feet...   

Do you see what I mean?  
I think I see therapy in my future...  
Oh like you don't need therapy too...  
You don't believe me.  
Well let me prove it.  

If you have ever laughed at anything I have ever written or filmed chances are your a great candidate.  If you haven't laughed or don't find me remotely funny then you definitely need help.  ;)

Until tomorrow.

Jai