Yesterday the doctor told us to start sleep training. I interjected and said, "I don't mean to question your intelligence but we both are sleep trained." "Your daughter," she said. "Sleep train your daughter."
So it started last night. It was brutal. I wish the doctor wanted Vivian and me to sleep train again. I am pretty trained. Anyway, she finally went back to sleep about an hour later after waking. I didn't.
So I decided to compile a list of the 5 ways you can tell if you are sleep deprived.
1. If you feel tired.
This pretty much tells me that I feel tired.
2. If you yawn excessively.
People say yawning just means your brain needs oxygen. No it means I am tired.
3. If you have big bags under your eyes.
I have more bags than JFK's luggage hub. This must mean I am tired.
4. If you are irritable.
It's hard to F**^%6* show how F**^%6* irritable I am in a blog but you will have to take my F**^%6* word for it. This means I am F**^%6* tired.
5. If you fall asleep during work.
I find that every time I fall asleep during work that mean...
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