21 Funny Easter Jokes
For a little fun before the Easter Holiday I compiled a list of 21 of the funniest Easter Jokes (aka the most corny) I could find. Read them and tell me what your favorite or least favorite is. Have a great Easter 2012. By the way the photo above is of my son and the Easter bunny in 2010. I wonder if the Easter bunny had the same angry face as my son. Hmm?
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
How do eggs stay healthy? They "Egg-cercise".
What kind of plants do eggs keep? Eggplants!
What do you call an egg from outer space? An "Egg-stra terrestial".
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-cellerated.
Why did the egg go to school? To get "Egg-ucated".
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What search engine do eggs use on the Internet? Egg-site!
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending.
How did the eggs leave the highway?They went through the "Eggs-it".
What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an "Egg-stra"
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the grey hares.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zosted!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the egg cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken yet!
Video of the month - Things You should Never Say To Your Kids
4/6/2012 12:46:54 am
Jai my Monday's BOM carnival has the same thing.. Will be Eggciting.
4/6/2012 12:47:26 am
sorry I meant to say theme...
4/6/2012 01:04:06 am
Nice I look forward to it.
4/6/2012 01:51:31 am
Good choices. I mean they are meant to be corny funny not SNL funny but nonetheless funny.
4/6/2012 03:21:13 am
That is one scary looking bunny mascot. No wonder your son is upset.
4/6/2012 03:35:47 am
Corny with a capital C. Yeah that one is the least corny. I would have made some up myself but I didn't want to be sac sacrilegious.
4/6/2012 06:12:01 am
These were funny as hell, and you had so many! The four rabbits feet was the funniest.The last one was my least favorite. I'm still ROTFLMAO! (Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off).
4/6/2012 06:21:38 am
Glad you liked them.
4/6/2012 10:10:59 am
Seriously, Jai. If you ever lose your day job.....you're screwed. ;-)
4/6/2012 01:13:12 pm
Hey a little corny never hurt anyone. :)
4/9/2012 02:42:09 am
Classic photo Jai! We have several of the kids crying sitting on Santa's lap!
4/9/2012 03:33:22 am
I call those types of photos unintentional child abuse.
4/10/2012 02:28:54 am
I'm not sure which one is my favorite, because I was so terrified by the bunny, I couldn't read the list ;-)
4/10/2012 02:42:26 am
Let me guess... You hopped right over it. :)
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