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10 Dirty Christmas Phrases That Were Meant To Be Clean

12/22/2011

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My wife said yesterday's blog sounded angry.  I was far from angry.  I was just having a George Carlin moment with the word "think". If you don't know what I mean you can read it here but before you do please read it with a smile on your face and a bit of laughter in your heart. 
BULLSH*T-It's Not The Thought That Counts.

And now...  What we have all been waiting for. 10 Dirty Christmas Phrases that were meant to be clean.
10. You are right honey. It's a lot bigger than last year. 

9. Those are some big balls.

8. Do you think Santa will come?

7. I wonder what's in Santa's sac.

6. I'll lift the skirt and you put it in.

5. I'll get on the ladder and you give it to me gently.

4. I usually suck the end first to make it pointy.

3. I can't tell if they are fake or real.

2. I love dark meat but I only eat white.

And the No.1 Dirty Christmas Phrase that was meant to be clean:


1. To get it to stand up straight, grip it with both hands.


Until Tomorrow.

Jai
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Mike link
1/11/2012 05:12:51 am

LOL...great post. Thanks for the laughs

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Jai Catalano link
1/11/2012 05:20:03 am

Glad you liked it Mike. It was fun putting it together.

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Devin Krause link
6/10/2022 10:01:21 am

This is great

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