What the hell is she talking about? I share. I share lots. I shared my cold with her this past winter. I share gossip whenever I can. I am always willing to share all of my bills with whoever. I bought shares of Mircrosoft back in 01. And from time to time I listen to music by Cher.
You see I am a bona fide Mr. Share. I even went as far as to share some of my wife's problems on this blog.