It's really not my fault.
I do the best I can being a stay at home dad.
I really do.
I do I tell you I do.
I think you are right. I am at fault...
...about the economy.
Come to think about it... I have been eating less, microwaving at home, walking to work, watching the Golden Girls' reruns, reading books in the dark, repackaging gifts that were given to me, bathing with my neighbors, and doing P90X for the last 469 days...
Ok you can blame me...