Here are his probable top 5.
1. Marv Albert (for wearing womens' wear.)
2. Sylvester Stallone (for filming "Stop or my mom will shoot.")
3. Lindsay Lohan (for getting a DWI right after leaving rehab)4. Bjork (for wearing the swan dress to the 2001 academy awards.)
and my favorite
5. Dan Qualye (for spelling potato with an E.)