For the most part I had nothing to do with telling him to do any of those things except for... Anyway, I always blame daycare. Daycare has a profound effect on all of those little social buggers. A few months ago Jaxon counted from 1 to 18 and one of the mother's overheard and said to me how did you get him to do that... I told her what any normal person would tell another parent. I said I was a prodigy child with model like looks so naturally any offspring I spring off will have my Brad Pitt Einstein abilities.
Brad Pitt Einstein.