However here is the breakdown of why Father's Day felt so shitty.
6:30am wake daddy up with coffee and love.
7:00am open cards and presents from my kids and wife.
10:30am eat wonderful brunch at Friends of the Farmer.
12:00pm drive to the Bronx Zoo.
12:30pm-4:30pm have a fun filled day at the zoo.
5:00pm drive home and reflect on a great time.
6:35pm finish nap.
I should have stopped here while I was ahead of the game.
7:00pm convince wife to go get an ice coffee and sit outside.
7:30pm hold Anjali on my leg to show off how cute she is.
7:35pm hear a strange sound.
7:36pm look at my leg.
7:37pm discover a brownish yellowish stain on my leg.
7:37pm switch Anjali from one leg to the other.
7:37pm hear another strange sound.
7:37pm pick Anjali up from my leg.
7:37pm notice another brownish yellowish stain on my leg.
7:37pm get laughed at by wife.
7:37pm hold Anjali 3 feet from my body.
7:37pm run home.
7:38pm take off all of my clothes.
7:38pm take a shower.
7:38pm reflect on how my night was going.
7:45pm exit the shower to laughs.
7:45pm listen to my wife say...
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY...
YES I STILL LOVE THEM>