1. Picked him up.
2. Changed his diaper.
3. Taxed him for being cute.
4. Sold him some organic broccoli.
5. Begged him to vote for him in 2012.
6. Given him Elmo's number.
7. Sent him back to Colombia.
8. Saved him %15 on toy car insurance.
9. Promised his parents health care.
and my favorite...
10. Hooked him up with Sasha Obama.