I am not complaining (anymore) but If I were to order my life as a meal, in a restaurant called Me, this is what I would be ordering.
Waiter - Good day sir. May I take your order?
Me - Good day. Yes for an appetizer I would like a part time photography business and a career as a salsa dancer.
Waiter - Good choice sir... And what would you like for your main course.
Me - As a main course I was thinking of the Colombian wife with 1 child.
Waiter -That is a really spicy dish sir but an excellent choice.
Me - I love spicy. You know what make it the Colombian wife with 2 children. I can handle it.
Waiter - Good luck sir. You are going to need it.
Me - I like to live life dangerously.
Waiter - I see that.
Waiter & Me - LAUGHTER
Waiter - And for dessert?
Me - For dessert I would like a cup of a daily daddy blog with a skit writing-Youtube posting, short film submitting to build my acting slash writing resume for the world to see and feel my sense of humor on a bigger stage career.
Waiter - Excellent. I will be right back with everything.
Me - Oh and one more thing. Could you add in a little free time for myself on the side?
Waiter - I am so sorry sir. We are all out of that.
Me - How did I know?