My wife and I were having a financial debate and we both thought it would be nice to hear your opinion and thoughts about the matter. I am going to set up her side as well as my side in a very objective and non judgmental way so that you can give us your fully informed and unbiased judgement. Here is the case.
My wife wants to buy a cheap, flimsy, plain looking black colored turtleneck for the incredible amount of $47.
She says she wants to buy a Michael Stars' beautiful black fitted turtleneck in a classic shine fabric because it's a must-have item for every woman. It's perfect for layering or to wear on its own and it only costs an affordable $47.
My Unbiased Denfense
I know for a fact that discount department store Conway is selling $5 neon pink or turquoises colored turtlenecks for their winter clearance sale. That means she can buy 8 (4 pink and 4 turquoise) turtlenecks which will last her for more than a week. And, she will be able to walk away with $7 to grab herself a couple of slices of pizza and a diet soda. Or, if she were a little more thoughtful about her loving husband (me) she could buy 1 turquoise colored turtleneck and use the remaining $42 on me.
Here are some things she could buy me.
1. Superman caped pint glass - $9.95
2. Buttered popcorn jelly beans - $4.95
3. Star Wars talking key chain - $8.95
4. Cock blocker bottle stopper - $7.95
5. The I will drink you bitches under the table t shirt - $9.95
Total cost $41.75... which is still .25 cheaper than buying 8 turtlenecks at Conway.
What's your unbiased thought?