Having an argument with your spouse is never a fun thing to do. That's why I designed a device to insert in the ear to protect the wearer from loud violent noise coming from the other spouse.
I call it
You simply place the device in both ears and instead of hearing this...
you can hear things like this...
I really love everything you are doing.
I looked up perfection in the dictionary and your photo was there.
You lost weight again.
You look so young are you using foundation?
We already know that we all make mistakes and nobody is perfect but I sure don't need to hear it again. Do you? So next time... instead of having to have a shout out with your spouse you can just SPOUSEOUT your spouse.
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There are 3 things I can't change... my 2 kids, my 1 wife and my 0 rights.